DARPA jumps the cyborg shark.
Yep, cyborg sharks. DARPA blah blah blah. Just like that movie blah blah. There, I mentioned the cyborg sharks. Oh yeah. Blah blah Joke about not feeling comfortable swimming in the ocean. Of course, the latest thing is that Homeland Security is replacing the Air Marshals with cyborg Snakes on a Plane!
Do you know what sharks spend their time doing? Looking for food! How long can you get a shark to follow a boat without eating before it gets tired or better yet gets frustrated and learns to ignore the stimulus? Cyborg sharks… Just domesticate sea lions and use them like dogs. Or, better yet, spend the money on public education.